We’re not racists and fascists, cried the racists and fascists 

Will you please stop calling us names

Just because we use language that is fascist and racist

Your words are just fanning the flames 

We want to go back to a time in the past

When all of our country was white

And immigrants were people we invaded and stole from

And we decided what was wrong and what was right 

Stop calling us sexists, the sexists bemoaned

We love women in their rightful place

The loony lefties are loony, with their equality and fairness

They’re a blot on the human race 

We love Farage, Reform and the Nazi salute

And some of the great human race

But we don’t want the people who don’t look like us

And those who don’t have a white face 

John Regan, 2025.